Spicy chats (swearing and adult jokes)

Double meanings, swearing, affairs and dark endings: jokes you wouldn’t send to your nan, though she’d get every one. Kept out of the rest of the library on purpose. 113 ready-made chats: tap one to read it, then turn it into a video in one tap.

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Plague-proof adultererWhatsApp look · 12 messagesThomas stay home this week Let them eat each otheriMessage look · 13 messagesyour majesty, the people have no bread Rembrandt's ugly clientsWhatsApp look · 12 messageshow's the militia painting going Wordle cheat exposediMessage look · 13 messagesWordle 1/6 Swiped right by a coupleInstagram look · 13 messagesthe app matched me with my ex Vodka salad at 9amMessenger look · 13 messagesunexpected item in bagging area Green uncle, private jetWhatsApp look · 12 messagesI've gone green Bonfire night watchlistTelegram look · 12 messagesbonfire night! remember remember Seven-year-old blackmailerWhatsApp look · 14 messagesSanta's over Norway, bed now Nuts lost in translationSignal look · 12 messagesused a translation app in the restaurant Grandpa's not-a-knee photoWhatsApp look · 11 messagesHELLO THIS IS GRANDPA The dress and the exiMessage look · 13 messageswhere is my black dress Offside, you blind refWhatsApp look · 11 messagesGOAL!!!!! Fake anniversary testiMessage look · 12 messageshappy anniversary ❤️ The photocopier photoTelegram look · 14 messagesI'd like a raise Detention till I'm 30WhatsApp look · 14 messageswhy did you get detention Garlic and oysters nightMessenger look · 11 messagesrecipe says one clove of garlic Wife's birthday hangoverWhatsApp look · 12 messagesmatch at 10am Sunday Nibbles 4iMessage look · 12 messagesNibbles escaped The prince and the feetTelegram look · 15 messagesI found a glass slipper Wrong group, nice curtainsWhatsApp look · 13 messages📸 I put the batteries iniMessage look · 9 messageshello dear, I took in a parcel for you Glass liftTelegram look · 13 messagesI've just farted in the lift Derek's eyesSignal look · 11 messageslovely service for Derek A second opinioniMessage look · 12 messagesjust a routine check today, Mr Hughes Pampas grass and a pineappleSignal look · 12 messagesthe new neighbours have planted pampas grass Blocked at the in-lawsWhatsApp look · 15 messagesemergency The perfumeiMessage look · 13 messagesI think Mark's having an affair Mr Davies's blue pillWhatsApp look · 10 messagesMr Jenkins, did you take your blood pressure pill Casanova in the wardrobeSignal look · 11 messagesI need to hide Wedding night prawnsInstagram look · 12 messageshow's the wedding night going 😏 Matched with my dadInstagram look · 11 messagesI've just matched with my dad on Tinder Darren, foreverSignal look · 12 messagesI've woken up with a tattoo Nan at the hen doWhatsApp look · 10 messageshow's Nan getting on at the hen do Frozen peasWhatsApp look · 11 messagessnip day today Fell on the picklesSignal look · 11 messagespatient in bay 4 says he "fell on" a jar of pickles Henry's ex-wives clubSignal look · 12 messageswelcome to the group, ladies Deathbed confessionMessenger look · 11 messagesI have something to confess before I go Chased by Steve's dogiMessage look · 12 messagesthe doorbell camera has you sprinting up the drive at 2am The missing sockWhatsApp look · 13 messagesemergency Dishwasher safeWhatsApp look · 12 messageswho put this in the dishwasher The Billionaire's DungeoniMessage look · 12 messagesMum, what's your book club reading You tooiMessage look · 11 messagesthe hot guy at the gym said hi to me Divorce party guest listWhatsApp look · 11 messagesdivorce party Saturday! 🎉 Rip your cloches offiMessage look · 10 messagescan't wait to see you tonight 😘 Netflix and chilliMessage look · 11 messagesyour brother says he's "Netflix and chilling" with a girl tonight Accidental nudist beachInstagram look · 11 messageswe've accidentally gone to a nudist beach Dad's midlife crisisSignal look · 12 messagesDad's bought a motorbike Paper-thin wallsWhatsApp look · 13 messagesthe walls in this hotel are paper thin Mum's lovely feetiMessage look · 11 messageswhat's OnlyFans The villa in SpainSignal look · 10 messagesto his son Peter, he leaves the house The back of his headiMessage look · 11 messagesI've woken up next to someone Best in showWhatsApp look · 13 messagesresults of the produce show are in! A big toolboxTelegram look · 14 messagesat the job on Elm Road Two great tits by the hideWhatsApp look · 14 messageslovely morning at the reservoir 🐦 A maiden overSignal look · 11 messagesfirst cricket match tomorrow. what do I need The tall one with the hoseiMessage look · 12 messagesthe firemen came again 🚒 Parish newsletter typosMessenger look · 13 messagescould you proofread the parish newsletter before it goes out A big cock for SundayWhatsApp look · 13 messageshello Kevin, it's Mrs Ward. I'd like a big cock for Sunday Country mattersTelegram look · 14 messagesWill, some notes on your plays Don't wash, JosephineiMessage look · 14 messageshome from Italy in three days ❤️ Nell's orangesMessenger look · 13 messagesYour Majesty, Nell is here with her oranges Egypt sent a carpetWhatsApp look · 13 messagesEgypt has sent me a carpet. it's wriggling A lovely pair of jugsSignal look · 13 messageswent to the antiques valuation day Tips together, poles upInstagram look · 14 messagesfirst ski lesson done ⛷️ Six hours holding my rodWhatsApp look · 14 messagesfishing trip report 🎣 About my pussyiMessage look · 13 messageshello Mr Kent, it's about my pussy Forty-six driving lessonsTelegram look · 14 messageshow many driving lessons is that now Star baker's bunsInstagram look · 13 messagesI'm in the tent!! 🎪 It went off earlyWhatsApp look · 13 messagesfireworks at mine tonight, 8pm 🎆 The Muff Diving ClubWhatsApp look · 12 messagesbig news, I've joined a diving club 🤿 Mum planned the routeSignal look · 13 messagesworst road trip ever The cox is fantasticMessenger look · 12 messagesJosh got into the uni rowing team!! 🚣 Biggest tractor in the countyInstagram look · 14 messageshey 👋 farmer here. bit different from your usual matches Brian's woodsTelegram look · 11 messageslovely match today, ladies A long, firm finishiMessage look · 13 messagesat the wine tasting with Paul 🍷 Mum's pole classWhatsApp look · 14 messagesI've joined a pole fitness class 💃 Franklin's air bathsMessenger look · 13 messagesMr Franklin, you're sitting naked at the window again The guest room, HoratioSignal look · 13 messagesHoratio! back from sea? The wrong keyTelegram look · 12 messagesoff on crusade tomorrow. three years Cover the piano legsiMessage look · 13 messagesEdith, I've covered the piano legs with little skirts Pompeii's lucky charmsInstagram look · 14 messagesprofessor, I'm translating the graffiti on the walls of Pompeii Docking practiceTelegram look · 12 messagesStation, we're seeing raised heart rates on two of your crew Size isn't everythingWhatsApp look · 14 messageswhy is the tower leaning Steve's famous sausageMessenger look · 12 messagesbarbecue at mine on Saturday 🍖 Nan's Scrabble wordsiMessage look · 13 messagesyour turn, Lucy 🙂 Make the codpiece biggerSignal look · 13 messagesYour Majesty, about the new armour Tried it, Blackpool 1974WhatsApp look · 14 messagesclearing out Nan's loft A clear view of UranusInstagram look · 13 messagesamazing night at the astronomy club 🔭 Position 27Messenger look · 10 messagesRichard, about your translation of the Kama Sutra Mrs Bagwell is a shipTelegram look · 14 messagesSamuel, what are you always writing in that diary Dad's voice typingWhatsApp look · 12 messageson my way home. just stopping for a pack of cocks Harder, faster, don't stopiMessage look · 11 messagesmorning Liz. is everything ok with Graham? What's in my sackMessenger look · 13 messagesat the care home for the Christmas visit 🎅 Tuesdays at number 14Signal look · 13 messagesnumber 14 forgot I come on Tuesdays again Roman darning toolWhatsApp look · 11 messagesabout the wooden object from the Roman fort, found in 1992 The French oralWhatsApp look · 11 messageslast uni exam tomorrow! my French oral 😬 Life drawing with DerekiMessage look · 13 messageswent to my first life drawing class Life-size, pleaseTelegram look · 13 messageshi Becky, about your cake order for the hen do The swing in the cellarInstagram look · 13 messagesgood news, the sellers accepted your offer! 🏡 Agent H21's reportSignal look · 14 messagesAgent H21, report Wives or servantsMessenger look · 12 messagesbig day in court, darling An Escort for the weekendWhatsApp look · 13 messagesI've booked an Escort for the weekend He can't get his pole upInstagram look · 13 messagesfirst camping trip with Rob ⛺ Mum's BrazilianiMessage look · 12 messagesI've booked a Brazilian for the wedding Too many strokesTelegram look · 11 messagesgolf with the wives today ⛳ New balls, GrahamMessenger look · 13 messagestennis with Graham again tonight 🎾 Dad's new beaverWhatsApp look · 11 messagesI've bought a beaver We are very amusediMessage look · 14 messagesI NEVER NEVER spent such an evening!!! The monk's marginsSignal look · 13 messagesBrother Martin, I've been looking at the new Book of Psalms First shift at the cocktail barInstagram look · 13 messagesfirst shift at the cocktail bar 🍸 Nan's knitted presentsWhatsApp look · 11 messagesdid the men like their knitted presents? 🧶 Bridge nightiMessage look · 11 messagesbridge night was a disaster