Nell's oranges
King Charles II's steward tells him who has arrived at the palace today. Quite a lot of ladies, as it happens.
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StewardYour Majesty, Nell is here with her oranges
Charles IIsend her up
StewardLady Castlemaine is also here
Charles IIeast wing
Stewardand the Duchess of Portsmouth
Charles IIwest wing
Stewardand the Queen
Charles IItell her I'm busy with affairs of state
Stewardshe says that's what worries her
Charles II😂
StewardParliament also asks when you'll produce an heir
Charles III've produced at least twelve
Stewardthey mean with your wife
Make it yours
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