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Nell's oranges

King Charles II's steward tells him who has arrived at the palace today. Quite a lot of ladies, as it happens.

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StewardYour Majesty, Nell is here with her oranges

Charles IIsend her up

StewardLady Castlemaine is also here

Charles IIeast wing

Stewardand the Duchess of Portsmouth

Charles IIwest wing

Stewardand the Queen

Charles IItell her I'm busy with affairs of state

Stewardshe says that's what worries her

Charles II😂

StewardParliament also asks when you'll produce an heir

Charles III've produced at least twelve

Stewardthey mean with your wife

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