Egypt sent a carpet
Julius Caesar is in Alexandria when a rolled-up carpet is delivered to him as a gift. He keeps his general posted.
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CaesarEgypt has sent me a carpet. it's wriggling
Generalshall I call the guards
Caesarno. there's a woman inside
Generalan assassin?
Caesarshe says she's the Queen of Egypt
Generalwhat does she want
Caesaran alliance. she's being very persuasive
Generalhow persuasive
Caesarshe's out of the carpet now. and most of her dress
Generalsir, Rome needs you
CaesarRome can wait
Generaland what do I tell Calpurnia
Caesarthat I bought a rug
Make it yours
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