Seven-year-old blackmailer
On Christmas Eve, Mum tries to get her seven-year-old to sleep before Santa comes. Dad has already told the kid a few things.
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MumSanta's over Norway, bed now
KidSanta isn't real
Mumwho told you that
KidDad. when he was drunk
Mumof course he did
Kidhe also said the Tooth Fairy owes him £14
Mumgo to sleep
Kidand that you only got married because of me
Mum...
Kidso it's a PS5 or I tell Grandma everything
Mumyou're 7
Kidand I have nothing to lose
MumPS5. and you forget everything
Kidand the Tooth Fairy pays up
Make it yours
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