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Seven-year-old blackmailer

On Christmas Eve, Mum tries to get her seven-year-old to sleep before Santa comes. Dad has already told the kid a few things.

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MumSanta's over Norway, bed now

KidSanta isn't real

Mumwho told you that

KidDad. when he was drunk

Mumof course he did

Kidhe also said the Tooth Fairy owes him £14

Mumgo to sleep

Kidand that you only got married because of me

Mum...

Kidso it's a PS5 or I tell Grandma everything

Mumyou're 7

Kidand I have nothing to lose

MumPS5. and you forget everything

Kidand the Tooth Fairy pays up

Make it yours

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