Rembrandt's ugly clients
Captain Cocq wants to know why half the militia he paid for is lost in the shadows of Rembrandt's painting. Rembrandt is brutally honest.
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Captain Cocqhow's the militia painting going
Rembrandtfucking epic
Captain Cocqeveryone paid the same, why are half of them in the dark
Rembrandtthey're ugly
Captain Cocqyou can't say that
RembrandtJan looks like a boiled ham in a hat
Captain CocqJan paid 100 guilders
Rembrandtand he got 100 guilders of Jan. it's his elbow
Captain Cocqand the glowing girl with the dead chicken?
Rembrandtmy muse
Captain Cocqyou're married
Rembrandtshe's a very demanding muse
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