Vodka salad at 9am
A shopper fights the self-checkout over an unexpected item in the bagging area. The machine has questions about what's in the basket.
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Machineunexpected item in bagging area
Customerit's my bag
Machineplease wait for assistance
Customerthere's no fucking staff
Machinelanguage. I'm a till, not a priest
Customerjust let me pay
Machine6 bottles of vodka and one lettuce
Customerit's for a salad
Machineit's 9am on a Tuesday
Customerit's a big salad
Staffapproved ✅
Customerwhere did you come from
StaffI'm buying the same thing on my break
Make it yours
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