Best in show
The vicar reads out the results of the village produce show to the fete committee: melons, marrows, bushes and plums.
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Vicarresults of the produce show are in!
Margaretand??
VicarMrs Pike's melons were the talk of the tent
Margaretshe's very proud of them
VicarMr Holt's marrow was enormous, if a little bendy
Mr Holtit was a dry summer
Vicarand Doreen had a lovely bush
Doreenit's a rhododendron, vicar
Vicarbut best in show goes to Margaret's plums 🏆
Margaretoh vicar, thank you 🥹
Mr Holtfix. he's round hers every Tuesday
Vicarfor Bible study
Doreenin his slippers?
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