Don't wash, Josephine
Napoleon is on his way home from the Italian campaign and sends Josephine a very particular request.
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Napoleonhome from Italy in three days ❤️
Josephinelovely
Napoleondon't wash
Josephinesorry?
Napoleondon't wash. I want you exactly as you are
Josephineit's August, darling
NapoleonI've conquered half of Italy. I can handle you
JosephineI've been riding all week
Napoleonhorses?
Josephinemostly
Napoleonthree days. don't you dare wash
JosephineHippolyte said the same thing
Napoleonwho's Hippolyte
Josephine...a horse
Make it yours
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