The tall one with the hose
Rita, 84, tells her friend Edna that the fire brigade has been round to her house again.
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Ritathe firemen came again 🚒
Ednawhat was it this time
Ritathe smoke alarm. it's very sensitive
Ednadid you hold a candle under it again
Ritatwo candles
EdnaRita, you're 84
Ritathe tall one came. Dev. lovely big hose
EdnaRITA
Ritahe checked my alarm, my loft and my pipes. no charge
EdnaI'm putting some toast on
RitaEdna, don't you dare
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Ednahe's here. he says yours was just a warm-up
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