Cover the piano legs
A very proper Victorian mother explains the house rules on modesty to her daughter Edith.
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MotherEdith, I've covered the piano legs with little skirts
Edithwhy
Motherthey were too suggestive
Ediththey're legs. on a piano
MotherBARE legs, Edith
Edithand why can't I say "chicken breast" at dinner
Motherin this house we say "white meat"
Edithand thighs?
Mother"the lower portion". never in front of the vicar
Edithwhere's Father tonight?
Motherat his gentlemen's club in Soho
Edithwhat does he do there
Motherreads, apparently. he always comes home very relaxed
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