Make the codpiece bigger
Henry VIII's armour maker checks the order for the king's new suit of armour, especially one part of it.
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Royal armourerYour Majesty, about the new armour
Henry VIIImake the codpiece bigger
Royal armourerbigger than last year's?
Henry VIIImuch bigger. the French ambassador is coming
Royal armourerit's already the size of a small ham
Henry VIIIand?
Royal armoureryou couldn't sit down in the last one
Henry VIIIkings don't sit. they stand proudly
Royal armourerand how much of it is... you, sire
Henry VIIIall of it
Royal armourerthe Queen says it's mostly padding
Henry VIIIwhich queen
Royal armourerall of them, sire. they compared notes
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