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What if Julius Caesar, Napoleon and Cleopatra had phones? Pyramids behind schedule, a wooden horse nobody ordered and a Titanic lookout with no binoculars. 113 ready-made chats: tap one to read it, then turn it into a video in one tap.

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Pyramid project updateWhatsApp look · 12 messageshow's my pyramid coming along Trojan deliveryWhatsApp look · 11 messageshi, there's a giant wooden horse outside the gate Rome wasn't built in a dayTelegram look · 11 messagesstatus update on the city? Caesar's calendarWhatsApp look · 12 messagesI want a month named after me Beware the IdesiMessage look · 11 messagesbabe don't go to the senate today Nero's band practiceTelegram look · 12 messagesEmperor, quick one, the city is on fire Great Wall group chatWhatsApp look · 13 messagesmorning team. today we build wall Olympia 776 BCTelegram look · 13 messagesI won the race!! Archimedes in the bathiMessage look · 11 messagesArchimedes is there a reason you just ran down the street with no clothes on Socrates asks questionsWhatsApp look · 13 messagesare you coming home for dinner Cleopatra's carpetiMessage look · 11 messagesI need to meet Caesar, discreetly Hannibal's elephantsWhatsApp look · 12 messagessir why are we taking elephants over the Alps Vikings discover AmericaTelegram look · 12 messageswhere are you Norse weatherWhatsApp look · 13 messagesraid today? 1066 group chatWhatsApp look · 12 messagesgreat news lads, beat the Vikings up north 💪 Knights of the round tableSignal look · 12 messageswhy is the table round Magna CartaWhatsApp look · 12 messagesJohn we need you to sign something Black Death? Just a coldTelegram look · 13 messagesThomas you should stay home this week Marco Polo's travel blogiMessage look · 14 messagesback from China! 24 years, loads of stories Genghis Khan's HRWhatsApp look · 14 messagesquick reminder about the expense policy Columbus navigationWhatsApp look · 14 messagesland ho!! India!! Leaning tower QATelegram look · 12 messagesquick question about the tower Gutenberg's first printiMessage look · 13 messagesI invented a machine that copies books Joan of Arc hears voicesWhatsApp look · 12 messagesdad I'm going to lead the French army Robin Hood's accountsSignal look · 12 messagesgreat haul today boss Henry VIII dating profileMessenger look · 12 messagesthinking of getting married again Shakespeare writer's blockWhatsApp look · 12 messagesI need a word for "really bad at being a star crossed lover" Galileo vs the ChurchTelegram look · 12 messagesGalileo we need to talk about your telescope posts Mayflower complaintsWhatsApp look · 11 messagesCaptain, this is not Virginia Newton's appleiMessage look · 12 messagesan apple just fell on my head Tulip maniaWhatsApp look · 12 messagesjust sold my house for a tulip bulb Versailles WiFiiMessage look · 13 messagesI'd like the palace a bit bigger Boston Tea PartyWhatsApp look · 12 messagesmeet at the harbour tonight, bring costumes Mozart's landlordWhatsApp look · 12 messagesWolfgang, rent is 3 months late Marie Antoinette PRiMessage look · 12 messagesyour majesty, the people have no bread Napoleon's heightWhatsApp look · 12 messagesthe British newspapers are calling me short again Waterloo aftermathTelegram look · 12 messageswe won at Waterloo Lewis & Clark roadtripWhatsApp look · 12 messagesare we there yet Darwin's finchesiMessage look · 12 messagesthe finches on each island have different beaks Edison vs TeslaWhatsApp look · 12 messagesAC is dangerous and everyone knows it Titanic reassuranceWhatsApp look · 12 messagessmall iceberg ahead Wright brothers first flightiMessage look · 11 messagesWE FLEW Suffragette WhatsAppWhatsApp look · 12 messagesplan for Tuesday: we chain ourselves to the railings Tutankhamun's tombTelegram look · 12 messagescan you see anything? Moon landing checklistWhatsApp look · 12 messagesok going down the ladder Berlin Wall comes downWhatsApp look · 11 messagesthey opened the border!!! Y2K panicWhatsApp look · 12 messages5 minutes to midnight. the computers are going to crash The first emailiMessage look · 12 messagesI just sent a message from one computer to another Stonehenge planning meetingTelegram look · 12 messagesthe stones arrived Easter Island statuesWhatsApp look · 12 messagesI carved another head Pompeii weather forecastiMessage look · 13 messagesthe mountain's smoking again Beethoven's neighboursWhatsApp look · 12 messagesLudwig it's 2am Van Gogh's eariMessage look · 14 messageshow's Arles, brother Picasso's portraitWhatsApp look · 12 messagesI painted you Houdini locked outWhatsApp look · 12 messageshoney I'm locked out of the house The Beatles' band nameWhatsApp look · 12 messageswe need a name Churchill's bathiMessage look · 11 messagesPrime Minister, the Americans are here Frida's eyebrowsWhatsApp look · 12 messagesnew self portrait? Mona Lisa's smileiMessage look · 12 messagesLeonardo it's been 4 years Mozart vs SalieriWhatsApp look · 14 messageswrote a new opera this morning Guy Fawkes bonfireWhatsApp look · 12 messagesbonfire night! remember remember Queen's jubilee street partyWhatsApp look · 12 messagesjubilee party on the street Sunday Grandpa explains the old daysWhatsApp look · 11 messageswhen I was your age we walked 5 miles to school History testWhatsApp look · 11 messagesquestion 3: who was the first king of England Time travellerWhatsApp look · 12 messagesjust back from 1985 The Oracle's prophecyWhatsApp look · 12 messageswhat does the future hold Excalibur retrievalWhatsApp look · 12 messagespulled the sword out of the stone Pepys buries the parmesaniMessage look · 13 messagesSamuel the whole of London is on fire Michelangelo's revengeTelegram look · 12 messagesMichelangelo, the Pope's master of ceremonies here Not like her portraitiMessage look · 13 messagesHenry has seen me in person Nightingale's pie chartTelegram look · 12 messagesMiss Nightingale, you've been here a week and you're already complaining Caligula's horse for consulSignal look · 12 messagesthe emperor wants to make his horse a consul Rasputin won't dieTelegram look · 12 messagesdid it work Lady Godiva's tax protestWhatsApp look · 14 messagesmy wife says she'll ride naked through Coventry if I cut taxes Grandad sits very stillMessenger look · 13 messageslovely, everybody hold perfectly still for two minutes Another AlexandriaWhatsApp look · 13 messageswe've conquered another city. what do we call it Diogenes in a barreliMessage look · 13 messagesDiogenes, are you still living in a jar Tower ravens headcountWhatsApp look · 12 messageshow many ravens at the Tower today Embalmer's first dayTelegram look · 12 messagesfirst day, so let's start with the brain The pharaoh's catWhatsApp look · 13 messagesthe pharaoh's cat has died Barber-surgeon appointmentTelegram look · 14 messagesis this the doctor Siege by cowTelegram look · 13 messagessurrender the castle The Queen's black teethiMessage look · 13 messageshave you seen the Queen's teeth Man with a red flagWhatsApp look · 13 messagesI've bought a motor car! Speakeasy passwordSignal look · 14 messageswhat's the password for the speakeasy tonight Neanderthal boyfriendInstagram look · 13 messagesmum I'm seeing someone Gold rush shovelsWhatsApp look · 13 messagessold the farm, I'm off to California for gold Franklin's kiteiMessage look · 13 messagesWilliam, fancy flying a kite? Papa's shaving wateriMessage look · 12 messagesMama, maybe a different colour today? Pony Express redundancyTelegram look · 13 messagesbad news for the Pony Express Witch test resultsTelegram look · 13 messagesthey're testing Agnes for witchcraft today The King's shirt dutyWhatsApp look · 14 messagesare you at the King's getting-up ceremony Roman public toiletsWhatsApp look · 14 messagesquick question from the public toilets Magellan's round tripWhatsApp look · 15 messagesElcano! is the round-the-world trip done? Socks for Hadrian's WallWhatsApp look · 13 messageshow's Britain, Flavius? Inventing the wheelWhatsApp look · 13 messagesI've invented something Viking funeral RSVPTelegram look · 13 messagesDad's funeral is Saturday Napoleon takes MoscowWhatsApp look · 14 messageswe've taken Moscow! Leonidas packs for ThermopylaeiMessage look · 13 messageshow many men are you taking to Thermopylae Oscar Wilde vs the wallpaperiMessage look · 12 messageshow are you feeling, Oscar Newton at the Royal MintTelegram look · 12 messagesSir Isaac, congratulations on the Royal Mint. a nice quiet job We are not amusedWhatsApp look · 13 messagesdarling, the Prime Minister told a joke at dinner Lincoln grows a beardMessenger look · 12 messagesAbraham what is on your face A thousand shipsInstagram look · 10 messagesHelen, we're in trouble I'm SpartacusTelegram look · 9 messageswhich one of you is Spartacus A sheep, a duck and a roosterWhatsApp look · 12 messageswho's going up in your balloon, Montgolfier? Napoleon's rabbit huntWhatsApp look · 12 messagesBerthier, I want a rabbit hunt The Emu WarTelegram look · 13 messageswe've declared war on the emus The Great StinkWhatsApp look · 12 messagesthe smell from the Thames is unbearable The dancing plagueiMessage look · 10 messagesFrau Troffea has been dancing in the street for 6 days Grandad and the warMessenger look · 10 messagesGrandad, what was it like in the war? A turkey for a national birdWhatsApp look · 11 messagesI have a suggestion for the national bird The bathing machineWhatsApp look · 11 messagesI've booked a bathing machine for the sea

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