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The guest room, Horatio

Admiral Nelson is back from sea and asks Sir William Hamilton if he can stay with him and his wife Emma again.

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Sir WilliamHoratio! back from sea?

Nelsonfor a few weeks. may I stay with you and Emma again?

Sir Williamof course

NelsonI'll take the guest room

Sir Williamyou never use the guest room

Nelson...

Sir WilliamI'm old, Horatio. not blind

Nelsontechnically I'm the one with one eye

Sir Williamand still you've seen more of my wife than I have this year

Nelsonshall I stay at an inn?

Sir Williamdon't be silly. dinner at eight. I'm in bed by nine

Nelsonand Emma?

Sir Williamin bed by ten past

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