Embalmer's first day

An apprentice embalmer in ancient Egypt gets a step-by-step guide to making a mummy on their first day.

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Embalmerfirst day, so let's start with the brain

Apprenticeok how do we get it out

Embalmerhook. up the nose

ApprenticeUP THE NOSE?

Embalmergive it a good wiggle and it comes out in bits

ApprenticeI'm going to be sick

Embalmerthen the organs go in jars. liver, lungs, stomach, guts

Apprenticeand the heart?

Embalmerstays in. he needs it in the afterlife

Apprenticeand the brain?

Embalmerchuck it. nobody needs that

Apprenticethat explains a lot about the pharaohs

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