A thousand ships

Paris has run off with Helen to Troy. He tells her that her husband is on his way.

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ParisHelen, we're in trouble

Helenwhat now

Parisyour husband's coming

HelenMenelaus? on his own?

Pariswith a thousand ships

Helena THOUSAND?

Paristhey're saying your face launched them

Helenthat's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me

Parisit's a war, Helen

Helenstill. a thousand. my sister only got eleven

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