Neanderthal boyfriend
Forty thousand years ago, Ava tells her mum she's seeing a boy from the next valley. Mum has concerns about his forehead.
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Avamum I'm seeing someone
Mumlovely! from the cave down the valley?
Avafrom the other valley
Mumthe Neanderthals?? Ava
Avahe's sweet. he made me a necklace out of a bear's tooth
Mumand the rest of the bear?
Avawe ate it
Mumyour father won't approve
AvaDad's got a forehead like a shelf too
Mumit's not about foreheads, it's about the future
Avain 40,000 years everyone will be 2% him
Mumhow do you know that
Avalet's just say we're working on it
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