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Neanderthal boyfriend

Forty thousand years ago, Ava tells her mum she's seeing a boy from the next valley. Mum has concerns about his forehead.

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Avamum I'm seeing someone

Mumlovely! from the cave down the valley?

Avafrom the other valley

Mumthe Neanderthals?? Ava

Avahe's sweet. he made me a necklace out of a bear's tooth

Mumand the rest of the bear?

Avawe ate it

Mumyour father won't approve

AvaDad's got a forehead like a shelf too

Mumit's not about foreheads, it's about the future

Avain 40,000 years everyone will be 2% him

Mumhow do you know that

Avalet's just say we're working on it

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