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Not like her portrait

Henry VIII has finally met his fourth wife in person and says she doesn't look like her portrait. Anne of Cleves tells her sister what happens next.

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Anne of ClevesHenry has seen me in person

Amaliaand?

Anne of Cleveshe says I don't look like my portrait

Amaliathe portrait was very flattering

Anne of Cleveshe called me a "Flanders mare"

Amaliahas he LOOKED in a mirror

Anne of Cleveshe wants an annulment

Amaliaoh no. what happened to the last three

Anne of Clevesdivorced, beheaded, died

Amaliaand you?

Anne of ClevesI get a palace, a castle, a fat allowance and I keep my head

Amalia...

Amaliais he seeing anyone at the moment? asking for me

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