Barber-surgeon appointment

A medieval patient books an appointment with the barber-surgeon, who has one treatment for everything.

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Patientis this the doctor

Barberbarber AND surgeon, sir. what can I do for you

PatientI've got a headache

Barberbleeding. two pints

Patientwhat about my cough

Barberbleeding

PatientI've also broken my arm

Barberbleeding, and we'll take the arm off while we're there

Patientdon't you do anything else?

Barbera lovely short back and sides

PatientI'll just have the haircut then

Barberit comes with a pint out. it's a combo

Patientwhy is the pole outside red and white

Barberthe white is for the bandages

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