Nightingale's pie chart
Florence Nightingale has been at the army hospital for a week. The officer in charge doesn't think much of her complaints, or her diagram.
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OfficerMiss Nightingale, you've been here a week and you're already complaining
Florencethe men are dying of dirt, not wounds
Officersays who
Florencesays my chart
Officeryour what
Florencea diagram. it's like a pie, but sadder
Officerwe're running a war, not a bakery
Florencewash the floors, open the windows, clean the sheets
Officersoldiers don't need clean sheets
Florencethe dead ones don't. the live ones would like some
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Officerdeaths are down by two thirds
Florencelovely. I'll make you a chart about how I was right
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