Napoleon takes Moscow

It's 1812 and Napoleon has marched all the way to Moscow. His general explains why the victory feels a bit empty.

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Napoleonwe've taken Moscow!

Generalgreat news, sire

Napoleonwhere is everyone?

Generalthey've left

Napoleonand the food?

Generalthey took it

Napoleonand why is it on fire

Generalthey did that too

Napoleonhow rude

Generalwhat now

Napoleonwe go home before winter, obviously

Generalit's October

Napoleonand?

Generalwe've eaten the horses, sire. we're walking

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