Leonidas packs for Thermopylae

King Leonidas of Sparta is off to fight the Persian army with 300 men. His wife Gorgo has a few questions before he goes.

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Gorgohow many men are you taking to Thermopylae

Leonidas300

Gorgoand the Persians?

Leonidasabout a million

GorgoLeonidas

Leonidasit's a narrow pass. it's all about the pass

Gorgowhat if someone shows them a way round

Leonidaswho would do that

GorgoEphialtes. he keeps asking about goat paths

Leonidashe's into hiking

Gorgocome back with your shield, or on it

Leonidasthat's beautiful

Gorgoit's the expensive shield, Leonidas. I want it back either way

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