Caligula's horse for consul
Emperor Caligula wants to make his horse Incitatus a consul. Two Roman senators discuss how to vote.
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Varrothe emperor wants to make his horse a consul
PisoIncitatus?
Varrothe horse has a marble stable and 18 servants
Pisothat's more staff than me
Varrowe have to vote against this
Pisothe last senator who voted against Caligula is now in three places
Varroit's a HORSE, Piso
Pisohe's never late, never drunk, never takes a bribe
Varrohe can't take bribes, he has hooves
Pisostill a better record than the senate
Varroso you're voting for him?
PisoI've sent him a basket of apples. you've got to network
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