Siege by cow

A medieval army has a castle surrounded and demands surrender. The castle is in no hurry, so the attackers try a secret weapon.

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Besiegersurrender the castle

Castleno thanks

Besiegerwe've got 3,000 men

Castlewe've got walls and a lot of soup

Besiegerwe'll catapult a dead cow over the wall

Castlewhy would you do that

Besiegerdisease. morale. it's very medieval

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Castlegot the cow, thanks

Besiegerand?

Castlewe've eaten it

Besiegerit had been dead for three weeks

Castle...

Castlewhat are your terms

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