Kraken customer service
A ship's captain calls the sea monster helpline because there's a kraken wrapped round his ship.
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Captainthere's a kraken wrapped round my ship
Helplinethanks for calling Sea Monster Services 🐙
Captainit's squeezing the hull
Helplinehave you tried asking it nicely
Captainit's eaten the first mate
Helplinesorry to hear that! is there anything else?
CaptainGET IT OFF
Helplineour next kraken removal slot is in 6 weeks
Captainwe'll be dead in 6 minutes
Helplinewould you like to rate this call?
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